fleurlungs thisisntaboutyou--anymore
miafrederique:

unlively:

 

wow
neckdeeq thisisntaboutyou--anymore


baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

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autogynephile thefallingavenger
catcocoa lookingforamadman-withabox
ishallow flacamaritza
muslimnproud:

vodkapussy:

peterfromtexas:

Heart surgeon after 23-hour (successful) lung heart transplantation. His assistant is sleeping in the corner

saw this in the national geographic best 100, this was my favourite

I can never not reblog this pic
best-of-imgur thisw0rldisn0tmyh0me
riceisholy:

Note to self: crying doesn’t make you weak
riceisholy thisw0rldisn0tmyh0me
dinuguan dutchster


traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

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traynors gabite
tkyle thisw0rldisn0tmyh0me
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)
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whitegirlgrant thisw0rldisn0tmyh0me
online:

When somebody eats my leftovers
mikeylately thisw0rldisn0tmyh0me
sweeneyclo thisw0rldisn0tmyh0me


so um I just walk out my door to the bus stop and there’s my librarian in a black car (which he doesn’t drive) and the second I got out of my door he like slammed the gas petal and speeded away. um????

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ciggers:

When you walk into a room full of people you don’t know

image

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ciggers frankentit